frightenedpanda

Essays are hard

2007-11-05T00:18:07Z

God I hate essays, I remember a time when it was entirely possible to start one more than 20 hours before it was due. those were the days.

My Summer

2006-05-30T12:31:33Z

I'm poor, bored and need a job. I should have planned. Does anyone have a job they can give me?

I think there's something wrong with this test...

2006-01-31T10:18:04Z

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Election

2006-01-19T23:53:48Z

Played my part in the candidate selection for the Tories in West Fife By Election. Nice woman named Carrie Ruxton. They are of course going to lose, a fact compounded by there being 3 candidates for selection and 5 voters, of which I was one.

Christmas Holidays

2006-01-16T21:01:07Z

Got a call from my Mother telling me that I caused £400 of damage to her car when I borrowed it over Christmas. Being the careful driver that I am I can't see how it could possibly have been me.

Weird

2006-01-16T15:54:11Z

<td align="center">You have a sexual IQ of 152

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>

frightenedpanda @ 2006-01-16T14:39:00

2006-01-16T14:38:32Z

Everyone's doing it.

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Would rjcovino and liliputian69 make a good couple? In a comic situation, yes
2) opera_hat's hair color? brown? He's never not swaying around,m so it's hard to tell
3) What would marcobiagi think of lewis_cypher? He needs to wash and shave
4) Which of your friends should mr_comedy go out with? Lily Law
5) Is psitticus popular? Very much so
6) If umbra_fabrica took over the world, who would be happy? Everyone would be scared.
7) If lewis_cypher and mr_comedy were spliced together, what would be its name? It would die of genetic abnormalities
8) How long have you known powellite? 2 and a half years?
9) Does powellite have a crush on akasha__? It's possible, but unlikely
10) What exotic animal would nextangel3 like as a pet? Dickon
11) Would you ever date nickinnihon? Probably not again
12) Where would mr_comedy most like to visit? Saville Row
13) Does liquorsnob do drugs? I think only legal ones
14) What would you do if adamantis died? cry
15) What languages does nextangel3 speak? English, Chinese?
16) What rank would umbra_fabrica have in a giant robot army? Private, 4th class
17) Are adamantis and lewis_cypher married? No
18) Is sharpez 1337? He likes to think so
19) Does psitticus drink? He only drinks alcohol.
20) If mr_comedy was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Gordon Brown
21) What would psitticus do differently in your shoes? Get better grades
22) Is nickinnihon your best friend? No, but a good friend
23) What would you do if you found out littleheadache has a crush on you? Act in no way surprised.
24) Is powellite athletic? Is the Pope of his faith?
25) When did you last call lewis_cypher? A few weeks ago, because I was bored walking home from Tesco and wanted a chat. He didn't answer.
26) Have you ever dated liliputian69? No.
27) What animal should opera_hat be combined with? A Badger, I think it could work, but it'd have to be a skinny badger, unlike in that thingy with Toad of Toad Hall in it.
28) Could you see littleheadache and psitticus together? Don't think it would work
29) What is nextangel3's favorite color? Pink, I would hazard.
30) How long would aachener dating euclidcrescent last? Until Potton woke up
31) Has liquorsnob been to your house/dorm? Yes
32) Is akasha__ an emo? No, she's a dyke.
33) What word best describes euclidcrescent? Tweedle-Dee
34) Is littleheadache single? Not currently
35) Thoughts on liquorsnob? He, like all Sabaticals, needs to get a life and leave.
36) Are akasha__ and sharpez going steady? No
37) Is powellite introverted or extroverted? Introverted
38) Where was aachener born? Scotland?
39) Do you think nextangel3 is hot? Not my type
40) If liliputian69 commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Nobody whatsoever.
41) What mental disorder does opera_hat remind you of? Alcoholism
42) How would powellite conquer the world? Media Control
43) Would rjcovino go out with psitticus? Nah
44) Would you make out with cuidadolallama? Probably not, maybe as part of a game.
45) Is liliputian69 a high school student? She's short enough to be a primary school student.
46) Is psitticus dead sexy? I'm sure some think so.
47) Is nextangel3 related to littleheadache? They come from the same country, I suppose.
48) Do akasha__ and thackary go to the same school? Oli left a long time ago.
49) Does powellite travel a lot? I think he may.
50) What is dolly__girl's biggest flaw? No idea, she seems rather successful.
51) If opera_hat took over the world, who would suffer? Anyone who couldn't tie a bow tie.
52) If marcobiagi and powellite were siamese twins, where would they be joined? the rectum, so they wouldn't face each other
53) What is rjcovino's favorite band/artist? Peter Sarstedt?
54) What color should powellite dye their hair? Eliot could go for grey
55) What animal does euclidcrescent remind you of? A fox.
56) Would dolly__girl be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate.
57) Is nickinnihon related to you? No.
58) Has dolly__girl dyed their hair? No idea.
59) How many monkeys could adamantis fight at once and win against? There's only one monkey she likes to fight, and I think they both win.
60) If liquorsnob and cuidadolallama were spliced together, what would it be like? Wrong.
61) If thackary had a superpower, what would it be? Bilocation, so that he could help two people at the same time, in order to avoid work more efficiently.
62) What flavor of jello would liquorsnob be? Apple.
63) What is psitticus's favorite movie? Withnail and I?
64) How tall is lordrosemount? 5'8?
65) Which president would lordrosemount be likely to idolize? Bush
66) Is aachener in a relationship? No, he's useless
67) One thing you can't stand about sharpez? hypocrisy
68) Do you have lordrosemount's screenname? what does that mean?
69) How would sharpez kill marcobiagi? Garroting wire
70) Does euclidcrescent know thackary? Yes, though not carnally
71) liliputian69's eye color? Blue?
72) One quality you find attractive in mcbiggles? I don't
73) Is opera_hat friends with sharpez? Don't think so
74) Would you wrestle sharpez in jello? No, I'd probably die.
75) Where was akasha__ born? In the Ghetto
76) What planet should thackary be from? Earth?
77) Is liquorsnob a nerd? I think so, and I think he does too.
78) Does powellite have a big secret? Well, not ones that are true.
79) Does thackary have a dog? I couldn't possibly comment
80) Do you have a crush on aachener? No, but I tried for the comedy value
81) Would you set up mcbiggles and sharpez? No
82) What is rjcovino's shoe size? Don't know
83) Does adamantis smoke? Only when on fire
84) What song/movie would you recommend to mcbiggles? Don't know
85) What is cuidadolallama's favorite game? Buying flats.
86) Is euclidcrescent a college student? Yes, a United College student
87) What would mr_comedy give sharpez for his/her birthday? Sod all
88) What do you disagree with umbra_fabrica about? No idea
89) Have you flirted with lordrosemount? erm, No
90) Would liquorsnob and aachener look good together? In what way?
91) What comic book character would grousefanatic be? Some kind of Robin figure to Ralph's Batman
92) What is mr_comedy allergic to? Don't know
93) Does umbra_fabrica go to your school? University, yes.
94) Where did you first meet cuidadolallama? No idea, possibly debates or training, I must have been blind drunk
95) Did opera_hat break up with you? No, I chucked him
96) If grousefanatic were hanging off a cliff, what would littleheadache do? Panic.
97) Are sharpez and powellite going out? I don't even think they've met.
98) What video game does cuidadolallama remind you of? She doesn't
99) What do you agree with lordrosemount about? Politics
100) What is dolly__girl's favorite food? Some kind of vegitarian thing probably.

So bored

2006-01-03T02:22:41Z

Man, this is awful, nothing to do, and my family have all gone on holiday without me. If this continues much longer I may have to study which would be painful.

I quit my job as microwave technician because they were all a bunch of cunts.

I also learned the meaning of "living within one's means" something I hope never to have to do again.

Is it me or has the magic of Christmas Died, and the purpose of New Year elusive at best: Nothing changes at new year: no new academic year; no new tax year; nothing. Just an excuse to close 24 hour Tescos at 6pm when you want coffee at 11pm. And I trekked for a month oblivious to their bastardery.

Fuck, it's 8am

2005-09-22T07:09:44Z

Screw this, I'm gonna get me some breakfast.

Also, I got a 17 in my MT2001 resit, so I get to be not thrown out.

Erm, also, Mummy Laura (sorry to all the other mothers thinking they're the one and only) said I should update my livejournal as a great work of comedy, and on that topic went to see comedians last night. One pretended to be an Islamic extremist, have reported him to relevant authorities. Those of you bored will find the new Adrian Mole book: "Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction" a stonking read at under £4 from tesco, that's less than £1 per hour for quality comedy entertainment, as opposed to "your union" which featured a very much hit and miss affair livened only by sitting next to St Andrews' cutest couple.

Anyway, must break my fast.

Also feel like listing all the microwaved food in Bella Italia, one per entry, first up: Lasagne!

Happy

2005-07-17T00:00:29Z

I'm so insanely happy currently, I've managed once again to detatch myself from my life, which stopped at the very beginning of this year, but now I'm back on track, happy when I'm supposed to, and laughing at any mishap at all in every day life, no matter who to whom it happens, even myself. I can't actually be made to feel bad, this is awesome! And I'm going to America soon, which is even better.

frightenedpanda @ 2005-06-25T20:28:00

2005-06-25T19:28:23Z

Martin Passmore decides not to let on that it was Peter Blair who bankrupted him:

Sunday Herald:

At least one local businessman disagreed. Until yesterday, Martin Passmore, owned a gift shop, Loot, and another gift business, the Kaleidoscope Company, in the town. Yesterday was his last day of trading and he was forced to make five people redundant.

On February 1, the rent and rates at Passmore’s business premises on Market Street in the town increased by 40% and 60% respectively. He had to close. He says he knows of four other businesses that will be in the same position by October.

He said: “Most of the people who run shops here don’t own the properties. The rise in the profile of the town over the past five years has caused properties to increase far beyond what they are worth. It’s out of kilter with reality.

“St Andrews is seen as a rich place, with the pickings there to be had, but due to the huge increases, local people are being denied the opportunity to make a living. It’s very sad.”

Purity again, compare and contrast

2005-01-31T23:38:57Z

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	25% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65.1%
Shamelessness	57.1% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	47.4% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!	77.6%
Straightness	17.9% Knows the other body type like a map	44.6%
Gayness	17.9% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.8%
Fucking Sick	77% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 42.2% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

frightenedpanda @ 2004-11-15T23:44:00

2004-11-15T23:44:11Z

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	33.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65%
Shamelessness	50% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	57.9% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	42.9% Done the nasty, but not creatively	44.7%
Gayness	28.6% At least one weekend of ecstacy	83.7%
Fucking Sick	81.4% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 51.66% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Crisis over

2004-11-12T20:53:20Z

Well, the not going to the doctor thing was fine after a good bit of shouting for my mother, and Neil fixed the Ball thing. All I need now are a Ceilidh band, jazz band, security and buses. and a stiff drink.

SHIT!

2004-11-10T14:02:41Z

I'm completely fucked, I've just missed a Doctor's appointment that was at the beastly hour of 9:30 this morning so my mother will actually kill me, or at least reduce me to tears. I also have no money to pay the bay hotel a cheque for £600 so I'm going to lose the booking, and the second I do the Ambassador's ball will be all over the bay hotel, I'll have no ball venue, and my life might as well be over

Shouldn't do quizes featured on Marco's LJ. They make me suspect I might be gay

2004-10-29T16:59:27Z

You are Colombia. You rock in that special way only
the squeaky can.

Which Rocky Horror character are you?
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