frightenedpanda

God I hate essays, I remember a time when it was entirely possible to start one more than 20 hours before it was due. those were the days.

I'm poor, bored and need a job. I should have planned. Does anyone have a job they can give me?

After you die... Heaven After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.

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Played my part in the candidate selection for the Tories in West Fife By Election. Nice woman named Carrie Ruxton. They are of course going to lose, a fact compounded by there being 3 candidates for selection and 5 voters, of which I was one.

Got a call from my Mother telling me that I caused £400 of damage to her car when I borrowed it over Christmas. Being the careful driver that I am I can't see how it could possibly have been me.

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Man, this is awful, nothing to do, and my family have all gone on holiday without me. If this continues much longer I may have to study which would be painful.

I quit my job as microwave technician because they were all a bunch of cunts.

I also learned the meaning of "living within one's means" something I hope never to have to do again.

Is it me or has the magic of Christmas Died, and the purpose of New Year elusive at best: Nothing changes at new year: no new academic year; no new tax year; nothing. Just an excuse to close 24 hour Tescos at 6pm when you want coffee at 11pm. And I trekked for a month oblivious to their bastardery.

Screw this, I'm gonna get me some breakfast.

Also, I got a 17 in my MT2001 resit, so I get to be not thrown out.

Erm, also, Mummy Laura (sorry to all the other mothers thinking they're the one and only) said I should update my livejournal as a great work of comedy, and on that topic went to see comedians last night. One pretended to be an Islamic extremist, have reported him to relevant authorities. Those of you bored will find the new Adrian Mole book: "Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction" a stonking read at under £4 from tesco, that's less than £1 per hour for quality comedy entertainment, as opposed to "your union" which featured a very much hit and miss affair livened only by sitting next to St Andrews' cutest couple.

Anyway, must break my fast.

Also feel like listing all the microwaved food in Bella Italia, one per entry, first up: Lasagne!

I'm so insanely happy currently, I've managed once again to detatch myself from my life, which stopped at the very beginning of this year, but now I'm back on track, happy when I'm supposed to, and laughing at any mishap at all in every day life, no matter who to whom it happens, even myself. I can't actually be made to feel bad, this is awesome! And I'm going to America soon, which is even better.

Martin Passmore decides not to let on that it was Peter Blair who bankrupted him:

Sunday Herald:


At least one local businessman disagreed. Until yesterday, Martin Passmore, owned a gift shop, Loot, and another gift business, the Kaleidoscope Company, in the town. Yesterday was his last day of trading and he was forced to make five people redundant.

On February 1, the rent and rates at Passmore’s business premises on Market Street in the town increased by 40% and 60% respectively. He had to close. He says he knows of four other businesses that will be in the same position by October.

He said: “Most of the people who run shops here don’t own the properties. The rise in the profile of the town over the past five years has caused properties to increase far beyond what they are worth. It’s out of kilter with reality.

“St Andrews is seen as a rich place, with the pickings there to be had, but due to the huge increases, local people are being denied the opportunity to make a living. It’s very sad.”

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	25% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65.1%
Shamelessness	57.1% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	47.4% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!	77.6%
Straightness	17.9% Knows the other body type like a map	44.6%
Gayness	17.9% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.8%
Fucking Sick	77% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 42.2% pure Average Score: 72.7%
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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	33.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65%
Shamelessness	50% It takes a couple of drinks	79.3%
Sex Drive	57.9% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	42.9% Done the nasty, but not creatively	44.7%
Gayness	28.6% At least one weekend of ecstacy	83.7%
Fucking Sick	81.4% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 51.66% pure Average Score: 72.7%
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Well, the not going to the doctor thing was fine after a good bit of shouting for my mother, and Neil fixed the Ball thing. All I need now are a Ceilidh band, jazz band, security and buses. and a stiff drink.

I'm completely fucked, I've just missed a Doctor's appointment that was at the beastly hour of 9:30 this morning so my mother will actually kill me, or at least reduce me to tears. I also have no money to pay the bay hotel a cheque for £600 so I'm going to lose the booking, and the second I do the Ambassador's ball will be all over the bay hotel, I'll have no ball venue, and my life might as well be over

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You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
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